Heehee. Some days, I just love being that BASTARD who just has to go and fuck up the curve for the rest of y'all decent people.
I'm just getting home from an interview and testing at one of the local temp agencies. The first of the tests was a basic skills test. Y'know, English language and math stuff. They give you twelve minutes, the test is fifty questions. They expect most of their applicants to finish at least twenty questions, and achieve at least fifteen questions correct.
And then there's ME. Coming up at the end of the testing period to the proctor, mentioning that questions 45 and 50 had errors in the text that made them impossible to answer correctly, and here is how to address the situation along with the intended correct answers.
Welp, it has been a looong week. My parents are out of town camping, I have the house to myself, I am going to GET DRUNK on cheap box wine and play some gorramn VIDEO GAMES, yo.
Peace, my brethren.
I'm just getting home from an interview and testing at one of the local temp agencies. The first of the tests was a basic skills test. Y'know, English language and math stuff. They give you twelve minutes, the test is fifty questions. They expect most of their applicants to finish at least twenty questions, and achieve at least fifteen questions correct.
And then there's ME. Coming up at the end of the testing period to the proctor, mentioning that questions 45 and 50 had errors in the text that made them impossible to answer correctly, and here is how to address the situation along with the intended correct answers.
Welp, it has been a looong week. My parents are out of town camping, I have the house to myself, I am going to GET DRUNK on cheap box wine and play some gorramn VIDEO GAMES, yo.
Peace, my brethren.
Current Location: Waukegan, IL
Current Mood:
accomplished
Current Music: Mushroomhead - These Filthy Hands
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